don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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