We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
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It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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