Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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