At least make sure they are 18
Why
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Randomize
