But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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