She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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