It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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