have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
