actually, I'm a sock model
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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