And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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