I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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