This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
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Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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