The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Drunk is not a location!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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