google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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