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(808): View more from Hawaii

The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.

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was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?

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(318): View more from Louisiana

the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.

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(406): View more from Montana

I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7

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(416): View more from Toronto

Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist

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(904): View more from Florida

Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.

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