why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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