I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Randomize
