ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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