I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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