is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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