Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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