2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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