Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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