i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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