no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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