I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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