addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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