whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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