**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
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He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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