I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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