I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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