ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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