does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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