I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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