I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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