We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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