Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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