You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
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My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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