Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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