the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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