that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
i think my cat just said my name.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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