Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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