My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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