my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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