if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
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He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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