The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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