My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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