Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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