There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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