either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You've changed since you got that strap on
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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