i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I could fuck to npr.