Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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