Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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