Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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