Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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