belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
